When interviewed after meeting his friend Daniel Simon’s “girlfriend,” James Rosenzweig, Class of 2022, had the following to say: “When Daniel introduced us to Rebecca, I thought it was weird that he specified they had grown up together. Daniel and his girlfriend look really similar and you can tell they’ve been together for a while because they have the same mannerisms and bicker a lot.” Weird move, Daniel. YAWN can only imagine what deceptions you’ll pull come Family Weekend.