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Yale Man Has Most Potential Sex; Packs Up 3000 Unused Condoms
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Student Who Makes Noise Killed In Starr Reading Room By 4 EP&E Majors
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Rich Kids, Please Tell Us Where You're Throwing Out Your Clothes
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Naked Runner Shocked That Dick Doesn't Look Bigger At 4MPH
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Mom Called Amidst Pre-Finals Breakdown
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Student's Final Paper Is Flaming Pile of Garbage, Sets Sterling On Fire
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UChicago Worse At Photoshop Than They Are At Plagiarism
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Yalie Benefit's From Other Student's Breakdown: Posts Quote In Overheard
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SigEp Has A Blast Watching Other People Have More Fun
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Floodgate Broken For Spring Fling Posts
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Sig Ep Kiddie Pool Sets Record For Most Concurrent STIs
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To All The Boys I Had Section With...
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Uzi Not Impressed From Bulldog Days Experience: Commits to Stanford
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Yale Paints Gates Grey To Reflect Moral Grey Area
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Freshman Named Molly Happy She's Wanted At Spring Fling
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Student Learns Doing Nothing For A Semester Has Consequences
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Lil Uzi Hoping Performing Will Look Good On Resume
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Earth Day Used As Excuse To Post Bikini Pic
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Yale Dining Relieved They Can Pass Off Discolored Hardboiled Eggs Off As Easter Eggs
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'What Are You Doing This Semester' Asked As Courtesy Before Bragging About Own Summer Plans
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Billionaire's Kid Understand's Equality: Splits Tab And Venmo Requests
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Yale Police Make Up For Shooting With Egg Hunt
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"WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN YOU" Shouts Parisian Yalie At Harkness
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Rich White Prefrosh Already In Theta
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English Majors Mad They All Showed Up In Same Black Turtleneck
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Apology Sent Over Snapchat Doesn't Seem Genuine
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Cross Campus Bench Comes To Life Just To Ask Not To Be Sat On By Soft Boys
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Breaking News: Yale Man Just As Shitty Inside As He Appears Superficially
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DKE Rebrands: Led By Dark Lord Kavanaugh, Pledges Branded With Dark Mark
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I Survived: My Parents Didn't Get Me The Laundry Service
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Yale Introduces Plain-Cooked Vegetable Oil To Dining Halls
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Student Band Praying Myles Cameron Doesn't Make An Appearance At Battle Of The Bands
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Horror Grips AEPi After Guests Realize Jello Shots Do Not Contain Any Alcohol
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Genius Spells Yale "Yalé", Awarded Nobel Prize For Literature
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LEO Determined To Become Top Frat: Orders Airstrikes On Sig Ep, Sig Nu
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Comp Sci Major Can't Pass Turing Test
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Elderly Yale Alum Confused At Number Of Women On Campus
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Man Who "Does It All" Shirks Responsibilities
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New APhi Awarded Presidential Medal of Honor After Wearing Banana Suit Into Starr
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Waitlist Letter Includes Suggestion to Donate And Sacrifice All Moral Boundaries To Assure Admission
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Student Goes To Cross Campus To Be Seen
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Frat Guy Spending $400 on Ironic Spring Fling Outfit
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Instagram Suggests Following Kid From High School You're Trying to Forget
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Subtlety and Humility: Private Plane Storied
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Versace-Clad Yale Dean of Admissions Vehemently Denies Bribery Claims
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Yale Student Hoping Nobody Notices New Library in Their Name
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Junior Who Hates Home and School Finds Happy Place In Aisle Seat
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Yale Health Powered By WebMD
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"I Went To Public School", Says Greenwich High Alum
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New Study Reveals 100% Of YDN Readers Also Work For YDN
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Josh Awarded Yale Employee Of The Month
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F&ES Alum Named Child After Favorite Dining Hall Tazo Tea
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Get With It: Suite Still Hasn't Taken Down Christmas Lights
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Sig Ep Erupts In Brawl After Every Brother Decides To Be Gatsby
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Yale Student Entitled to A in Class They've Never Been To
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Student Buys Nalgene, Automatically Becomes FOOT Leader
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Chanel Bag Brought To Woads, Stolen
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Great Interview or Bad Date: Yalie Spends Hour Self-Aggrandizing
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LEO Unsure What's Different About Feb Club
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Sociology Major Not Classist, Just Likes Mocking QPac Girls
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Bass Security Having Surprise Celebration For 10,000th Student Breakdown
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Closeted Cock and Ball Torture Enthusiast Pumped for Crush
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Loud Drilling in Sterling Stacks: Construction and Sex
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Gone But Also Forgotten: GHeav Sandwich Drunkenly Consumed
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President Salovey Accidentally Takes Over Bernie's 2020 Campaign
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Empty WLH Seminar Room Cried In
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Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Ancestral Wealth
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3.3 GPA Student Sues Phi Beta Kappa For Being An Exclusionary Social Space
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Yale Man Thinks He'll Keep Juul He Found In Friend's Bag
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Yale Christian Union Resorts to Sex to Stay Warm
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Girl With New Yorker Tote Bag 'Understands Struggle'
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Fruit Taken From Dining Hall Rotting In Bottom Of Backpack
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Chapel Street Shutdown Forcing Oxford Cambridge Residents to Walk to Harvest
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Theta Vets Potential Dates By Area Code
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Hotter Sibling Visits; Introduced as Girlfriend
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Sig Ep Su'd
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Professor Also Wishes She Could Fuck Hot TA
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Yale Social Scene Alignment Chart
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Valentine's Day Gift Just Lackluster Sex
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Pi Phi Sex and Love Escalated to Pi Sex Bondage Domination Sadism and Masochism
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Hard Work Pays Off: CEO's Child Secures Internship at Firm
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Legacy Lists All Four Homes When Asked For Hometown
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Fence Stunned As Pledge Appears in 1800's English Corset She Thrifted
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Thank God, Drunk Suitemate Finally Threw Up
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Yale Fencing Team Scores A Victory In Front Of Boisterous 2-Person Crowd
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Suitemates Unsure if Acapella Couple Are Having Sex or Harmonizing
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"We're at Capacity," Says McKinsey Rep To SigEp Brothers
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Dean of Admissions Asks Touring Family Who They Know Here
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Yale Man Uploads Fifth Shirtless Photo Onto Tinder
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Sig Nu / Pi Phi Pirates and Mermaids Mixer Enrages Buccaneer Community
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Alcoholism Developed In Lieu of Completing Problem Set
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Yale Policies Fostering Unprecedented Rise In Canine Diversity
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Spring Fling Committee Using Woads Event As Cover for Ritualistic Sacrifice
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Comedy Genius and JAW-Reject Mocks Canada Goose
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Fucking In Stacks Reserved For Fourth Date
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"Did You Finish?" Asks Yale Man Post-Blowjob
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Shared Bathroom Doubles As Masturbation Space
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Yale Community Braces For Storm of Bid Night Photos
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Yale Student Retakes SAT to "See If They've Still Got It"
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Yale Woman Wishes She Could Kiss and Be Kissed Like A Child Of Tom Brady