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Yale Man Has Most Potential Sex; Packs Up 3000 Unused Condoms

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Student Who Makes Noise Killed In Starr Reading Room By 4 EP&E Majors

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Rich Kids, Please Tell Us Where You're Throwing Out Your Clothes

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Naked Runner Shocked That Dick Doesn't Look Bigger At 4MPH

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Mom Called Amidst Pre-Finals Breakdown

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Student's Final Paper Is Flaming Pile of Garbage, Sets Sterling On Fire

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UChicago Worse At Photoshop Than They Are At Plagiarism

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Yalie Benefit's From Other Student's Breakdown: Posts Quote In Overheard

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SigEp Has A Blast Watching Other People Have More Fun

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Floodgate Broken For Spring Fling Posts

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Sig Ep Kiddie Pool Sets Record For Most Concurrent STIs

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To All The Boys I Had Section With...

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Uzi Not Impressed From Bulldog Days Experience: Commits to Stanford

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Yale Paints Gates Grey To Reflect Moral Grey Area

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Freshman Named Molly Happy She's Wanted At Spring Fling

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Student Learns Doing Nothing For A Semester Has Consequences

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Lil Uzi Hoping Performing Will Look Good On Resume

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Earth Day Used As Excuse To Post Bikini Pic

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Yale Dining Relieved They Can Pass Off Discolored Hardboiled Eggs Off As Easter Eggs

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'What Are You Doing This Semester' Asked As Courtesy Before Bragging About Own Summer Plans

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Billionaire's Kid Understand's Equality: Splits Tab And Venmo Requests

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Yale Police Make Up For Shooting With Egg Hunt

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"WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN YOU" Shouts Parisian Yalie At Harkness

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Rich White Prefrosh Already In Theta

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English Majors Mad They All Showed Up In Same Black Turtleneck

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Apology Sent Over Snapchat Doesn't Seem Genuine

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Cross Campus Bench Comes To Life Just To Ask Not To Be Sat On By Soft Boys

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Breaking News: Yale Man Just As Shitty Inside As He Appears Superficially

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DKE Rebrands: Led By Dark Lord Kavanaugh, Pledges Branded With Dark Mark

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I Survived: My Parents Didn't Get Me The Laundry Service

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Yale Introduces Plain-Cooked Vegetable Oil To Dining Halls

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Student Band Praying Myles Cameron Doesn't Make An Appearance At Battle Of The Bands

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Horror Grips AEPi After Guests Realize Jello Shots Do Not Contain Any Alcohol

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Genius Spells Yale "Yalé", Awarded Nobel Prize For Literature

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LEO Determined To Become Top Frat: Orders Airstrikes On Sig Ep, Sig Nu

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Comp Sci Major Can't Pass Turing Test

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Elderly Yale Alum Confused At Number Of Women On Campus

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Man Who "Does It All" Shirks Responsibilities

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New APhi Awarded Presidential Medal of Honor After Wearing Banana Suit Into Starr

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Waitlist Letter Includes Suggestion to Donate And Sacrifice All Moral Boundaries To Assure Admission

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Student Goes To Cross Campus To Be Seen

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Frat Guy Spending $400 on Ironic Spring Fling Outfit

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Instagram Suggests Following Kid From High School You're Trying to Forget

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Subtlety and Humility: Private Plane Storied

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Versace-Clad Yale Dean of Admissions Vehemently Denies Bribery Claims

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Yale Student Hoping Nobody Notices New Library in Their Name

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Junior Who Hates Home and School Finds Happy Place In Aisle Seat

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Yale Health Powered By WebMD

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"I Went To Public School", Says Greenwich High Alum

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New Study Reveals 100% Of YDN Readers Also Work For YDN

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Josh Awarded Yale Employee Of The Month

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F&ES Alum Named Child After Favorite Dining Hall Tazo Tea

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Get With It: Suite Still Hasn't Taken Down Christmas Lights

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Sig Ep Erupts In Brawl After Every Brother Decides To Be Gatsby

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Yale Student Entitled to A in Class They've Never Been To

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Student Buys Nalgene, Automatically Becomes FOOT Leader

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Chanel Bag Brought To Woads, Stolen

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Great Interview or Bad Date: Yalie Spends Hour Self-Aggrandizing

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LEO Unsure What's Different About Feb Club

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Sociology Major Not Classist, Just Likes Mocking QPac Girls

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Bass Security Having Surprise Celebration For 10,000th Student Breakdown

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Closeted Cock and Ball Torture Enthusiast Pumped for Crush

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Loud Drilling in Sterling Stacks: Construction and Sex

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Gone But Also Forgotten: GHeav Sandwich Drunkenly Consumed

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President Salovey Accidentally Takes Over Bernie's 2020 Campaign

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Empty WLH Seminar Room Cried In

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Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Ancestral Wealth

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3.3 GPA Student Sues Phi Beta Kappa For Being An Exclusionary Social Space

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Yale Man Thinks He'll Keep Juul He Found In Friend's Bag

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Yale Christian Union Resorts to Sex to Stay Warm

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Girl With New Yorker Tote Bag 'Understands Struggle'

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Fruit Taken From Dining Hall Rotting In Bottom Of Backpack

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Chapel Street Shutdown Forcing Oxford Cambridge Residents to Walk to Harvest

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Theta Vets Potential Dates By Area Code

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Hotter Sibling Visits; Introduced as Girlfriend

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Sig Ep Su'd

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Professor Also Wishes She Could Fuck Hot TA

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Yale Social Scene Alignment Chart

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Valentine's Day Gift Just Lackluster Sex

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Pi Phi Sex and Love Escalated to Pi Sex Bondage Domination Sadism and Masochism

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Hard Work Pays Off: CEO's Child Secures Internship at Firm

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Legacy Lists All Four Homes When Asked For Hometown

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Fence Stunned As Pledge Appears in 1800's English Corset She Thrifted

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Thank God, Drunk Suitemate Finally Threw Up

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Yale Fencing Team Scores A Victory In Front Of Boisterous 2-Person Crowd

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Suitemates Unsure if Acapella Couple Are Having Sex or Harmonizing

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"We're at Capacity," Says McKinsey Rep To SigEp Brothers

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Dean of Admissions Asks Touring Family Who They Know Here

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Yale Man Uploads Fifth Shirtless Photo Onto Tinder

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Sig Nu / Pi Phi Pirates and Mermaids Mixer Enrages Buccaneer Community

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Alcoholism Developed In Lieu of Completing Problem Set

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Yale Policies Fostering Unprecedented Rise In Canine Diversity

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Spring Fling Committee Using Woads Event As Cover for Ritualistic Sacrifice

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Comedy Genius and JAW-Reject Mocks Canada Goose

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Fucking In Stacks Reserved For Fourth Date

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"Did You Finish?" Asks Yale Man Post-Blowjob

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Shared Bathroom Doubles As Masturbation Space

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Yale Community Braces For Storm of Bid Night Photos

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Yale Student Retakes SAT to "See If They've Still Got It"

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Yale Woman Wishes She Could Kiss and Be Kissed Like A Child Of Tom Brady