“I’m going to tell you like I told your friend before you, I can’t let you in right now. We can’t let anybody in until someone leaves. You’re going to have to wait. If you give me your resume I can put you on the list for next time though”, explains Bill Wu, head of recruiting for McKinsey, to a disgruntled Sig Ep Brother. Bill continued to say that “nobody can get in until our merger is done, and even then we’d still be full. I can’t do anything about it. Stop pushing and form a line. Nobody’s going to get in if you aren’t in a line. If you don’t want to wait, I heard BGC and Accenture are taking applications tonight.”