Walking out of West Haven High School, Barry Stephenson (‘21), high-fives his mom through the window of the red minivan. Joining us in the backseat, he reclines his seat and takes a sip of his chocolate milk. “Yeah, it was just as easy as I remembered”, he sneers, “Did they really think that they could stump me with a question about derivatives? Fucking idiots. I looked over to my neighbor and they were crying - can you imagine? I didn’t even have to study this time. I got a perfect score on my first attempt in Junior year and hadn’t even gone to my tutor that much. I just did the practice tests. I can’t believe people think that’s a challenge. Have I told you about my AP scores?”