“Dark Lord, please allow us to offer you these four hundred souls in exchange for Quavo in 2020. We will also settle for Offset but Takeoff isn’t alright”, chant the Yale Spring Fling committee in Lily’s Pad. Yale Actual Weekly News advises keeping an eye out for anybody offering to lock you in chains (it’s not a sex thing, we promise) and warns against those wearing dark hoods. Happy Woadsing! UPDATE: They got Uzi. Someone’s dead for sure.