“It was the only logical step to make”, explains a Pi Phi, class unknown. A leather dominatrix mask obscures her face. “We’ve always said that each class of Pi Phis has to make every event better and better, and this was a clear step up from last year’s boring question-and-answer format. We figured this would be the best way to bring our new Pi Phi babies together and we’re sure it’ll prove to be an invaluable bondage - I mean bonding - event.”