“Holy shit, 56 views?! My OP-Ed on three-cup milk drinkers broke the record!” Brixton O'Caley (‘19) roared during the latest YDN Boardroom meeting, uncorking a bottle of Martinelli’s Premium Apple Cider and spraying it onto the crowd to resounding screams and high fives. “I just want to thank my 56 editors for all the work they put into this. I really thought we’d be stuck in the 55 view rut, but you know that new guy we hired? Damn. He’s the X factor.”