A Yale Daily News Correspondent sat in Branford dining hall stunned as Artur Yusef (’21) went over his accomplishments through a mouthful of Special K. He boldly claimed he “graduated top of his high school, is ROTC, and finds time for volunteer work on the weekends,” to a visibly bored student sitting across from him. YAWN wonders - does rattling off your unofficial transcript count as an aphrodisiac?