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Yale Celebrates All Four Non-Athletes, Non-Legacies Accepted Early in Instagram Post

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White Ivy League Student Faces "Consequences" For His Actions

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Student in Kale Sweatshirt Hasn't Eaten a Vegetable in a Week

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Long Term Investment Strategy? OCS Suggests Marrying Above Your Income Bracket

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Track Team Laps Naked Runners

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Jacket, Wallet, Name of New Friends Forgotten at Woads

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The Hardest Goodbye: The Hot TA

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Athlete's Backpack Stays on During Sex

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Sterling Installs Daybeds in Basement to Accommodate Student Pulling All-Weekers

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Students Share Intimate Moment in Bass Private Study Cubicle

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Student Panics After Realizing Crowd on Field Isn't Doing the Saybrook Strip

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"What Was Your SAT Score" Used As Pickup Line

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"Fuck Yale" Shirts Exclusively Bought By Yale Students

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Every White Frat Party in 2019

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Yale Admissions Uploads Photo of Student Cutting Class and Vaping To Attract Legacy Applicants

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"It's Been Too Long" Says Harvard Friend Looking For Place To Sleep

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Unfortunate Tour Guide Accidentally Mentions SIC; Mysteriously Disappears

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Average Height In Donut Crazy 6'7"

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Society Plans Retreat To Richest Member's House

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'Sex In Twin Bed' Cited In "Greatest Challenges" Portion of Interview

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Yale Man Sets Olympic 100m Dash Record During Sprint to Open Bar

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Man of The People Queues Throwback Song

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Frat Guys Manning The Polls; Asking Which Candidates You Know And For Yale IDs

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Rich Yale Student Doesn't See Irony In Cheating In The Game of Life

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Despite Feminist Hat, Sig Ep Man Still Spooky As Fuck

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GHeav Moving Decimal Places Over One Spot To See If Anybody Falls For It

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Peabody Haunted House Just Your Transcript With A 3.4 GPA

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FroCo Duty Night Location Changed To "Toad's Place"

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Yalie Clears GCal For Weekend Of Alcoholic Bliss

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Student Who Missed Deadline Asks For Extension They'll Also Miss

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Student With Tape Over Webcam Working On Data Collection At Facebook

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I Lived It: The State of My Room Gave Away My Mental Breakdown

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Your High School Self Looks Into Oracle's Ball, Retracts Application

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You're A YSO Fan Now? Name Five of Their Songs

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Yalie Proudly Announces Selling Their Soul in LinkedIn Post

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Yalie Home For Less Than 24 Hours Reminded How Much They Hate Their Hometown

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Next Jackson Pollock Pees All Over Toilet Seat

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SigEp Fakes Sip Despite Ban

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Socks Still Smell Clean

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Yalie Whose Motto Is "Eat The Rich" Bites Their Nails

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Please, Don't Invite Me To Your Senior Thesis Show

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YAWN's View: Can Someone's Parents Take Us Out To Dinner?

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Student Debt Doubles After Parents Ask Student To Pay Back iTunes Purchases From 5th Grade

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Wow! This EP&E Major Is Smarter Than You Because They Could Get Into Five Intro Classes

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HELP! I Only Get Off By Answering People's Piazza Questions

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Yalie Sure That 2 Juul Pods A Day Will Have No Impact On Health

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YDN Advocates For Socioalcoholic Equality

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Yale Provides Defective Condoms To Increase Number Of Legacy Applicants

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Yale Draws Line At Sacklers; Schwarzman Relieved

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Yale Venmo Requests FGLI Student $72,000

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Student Explodes From Overcommitting, Left Arm Attends Club Meeting

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Eat The Rich By Stealing Laundry Service Bags

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Yale Men's Baseball Disappointed: 'Women in Yale College' Event Not A Mixer

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APhi Hosts Brunch; Forgets Brunch

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Breaking News: He Has Risen

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Don't Point Out That My Shoelaces Are Untied; It's A Fashion Statement

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"Good Morning" Say Depressed Student's 56 Alarms

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All Members Of Shades Leave Shades To Pursue Solo Careers

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Footie Mauled By Bear 'Felt Attacked'

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Cog Sci Major Identifies As 'Double Threat'; Can Read And Do Math

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Berkeley Dining Hall Adopts One In, One Out Policy

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Debate Competitor Wins Tournament By Talking Way Into Petra

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Third Friend On Sidewalk Attempting To Maneuver Into Conversation

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Gorgeous Day Spent Inside Complaining About How Shitty New Haven Is

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Yalie's Entire Personality Based On Something That Happened In First Year

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Acapella Group Doesn't Understand Laundry; Wears Rush Shirt Every Day

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Rats In LEO Wonder When Exterminators Coming To Get Rid of Pesky Eurotrash Infestation

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ADPhi Hosts Annual Party: Only Time Public Sex In Pajamas Isn't Weird

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Rumpus Learns From Mistakes; Only Publishes Subtle Rape Jokes

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"It's Not You...It's Me," Says Seminar Rejection Email

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YAWN's Declassified LDub Bathroom Survival Guide

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Yikes! Drunk Frosh Hooks Up With Ben Franklin Statue, Calls All Yale Men Cold And Emotionless

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Global Major Choosing Between Exploiting Poor People and War Crimes

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"Future Lawyers For Legacy Students" Table at EC Bazaar Runs Out Of Communications Materials

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Atticus Introduces 64Oz 'Big Gulp' Of Coffee For Double Majors

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Upperclassman Fails To Disguise Bitter Regret While Advising First-Year

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Is It A Lacrosse Mixer Or A Gut

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First Year Sure Roommates Will Be Best Friends For Life

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Hungover First-Year Wakes Up To 35 New LinkedIn Invitations

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First Year Fishing For Icebreaker Brings Up High School Ex

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Is It A Highlight Or Are They Sweaty From Moving In

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Jaded Preorientation Leader Already "Tired of This"

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Career In Academia Derailed By Discovery of Glassdoor

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98 Courses Coursetabled

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Does Yale Finally Understand Symbolism? Handsome Dan Drinks From Women's Table

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Storm Box With No ID While The Government Handles Area 51 Raid

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Lifeguard Wonders Why Their Seasonal Affective Disorder Affects Every Season

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Please Show Me Your Art Account; I Promise Not To Laugh

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Student Income Contribution Now $37,400

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Why Am I Paying $125 To The Student Activities Fund When I Spend My Weekends Doing Nothing

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Google Intern Ready To Tell Friend That It Isn't About Where You Work, Just How Hard You Work

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English Professor Won't Be Grading With Your Future In Mind